the thing about a shark is – teeth
I guess what the devil gets out of this, if he is the fool he seems to be, is the illusion of imitating heaven.

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cheypowell:

meanplastic:

I think cooking is my calling 😋❤️🍴

Well hang up

#bye
cheypowell:
“ meanplastic:
“ I think cooking is my calling 😋❤️🍴
”
Well hang up
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furiousgoldfish:

you all are far superior to your fathers don’t forget that

lovlae:

those glow-up posts where its like them at 16 wearing no makeup being a young teenager to them at 20 wearing a glam face like “I used to be ugly, there is hope” I’m like jlhjkhlg;pt[fb I can’t get behind them!!!! and people are like “yes queen!! icon!!” and I’m like huh jkhljknhlgy not wearing makeup and being like….16 doesn’t make you ugly and I hate that young teenagers are seeing those posts like…oh I need to wear a full-face of makeup to “glow-up”

lucreciasmartel:

Badlands
1973, dir. Terrence Malick

venusisfortransbians:

Tumblr is gonna die without me knowing a single fucking thing about Homestuck and honestly I think that’s pretty sexy of me

(Source: lesbianredpanda)

sociallyawkwardhufflepuff:

cakemakethme:

Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

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we need terry painting like bob ross on tv everyday 

nativepikin:

Muse: Nana Yaa by either, and

(Source: shopeitherand.com)

transntired:

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

sheabutterbitch:

fuks:

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And unfortunately he suffers from severe memory loss, even forgetting being on Malcolm in the Middle and many of the items he had in his home he used as reminders and methods of tracking his memories… very sad

Oh no that makes this story a lot less funny. That’s actually really sad

I was really hoping this was some bullcrap someone made up but it’s not, he’s also haf somewhere around 15 mini strokes and is at risk for a strong one. No matter your denomination it might be nice to keep Muniz in your thoughts and or prayers.

bienenkiste:

“Blue Hour”. Photographed by Cécile Smetana Baudier for Vogue.it

bienenkiste:
““Blue Hour”. Photographed by Cécile Smetana Baudier for Vogue.it
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