Dammit Neil, The Name's Nuwanda
Were I to dramatize myself, I’d say I am a theologian who keeps meeting the devil as a master of make-up, and that among his favorite impersonations he appears, often as not, as the avuncular old ham who winks, tugs his ear, and utters such gnomic garbage as: “Nothing is really hard but to be real.”

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INTJ personality type traits

myersandbriggs:

SEES SELF: as someone who must keep on improving what they know, and what they don’t know.

OVERRIDING NEED: independence and perfection in those things that interest them.

IRRITATED BY: people who pry too much into their private world, lack of commitment and imagination from others, too much supervision.

STRENGTHS: can organise ideas into action, work to remove all obstacles to goal attainment, have a strong vision of what is achievable.

SEEN BY OTHERS: as unflappable and self-reliant to a point of being intimidating, difficult to know.

DECIDES on the basis on what seems fair, may decide sometimes too quickly but willing to back track and reassess.

IRRITATES OTHERS BY: by been too demanding, too task-focused and taking too many things for granted.

CHALLENGES: may appear so unyielding that others are afraid to challenge them, may have difficulty letting go of impractical ideas.

(Source: spikejonzey)

romanticizedweakling:

"i was born in the wrong century," the girl sighs as she imagines a future where women have full ownership of their own bodies

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ilovesmoothjazz1998:

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aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

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u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

(Source: vthevegan)

#FUCK
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ilovesmoothjazz1998:

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aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

(Source: juliadavidovich)

piranhapunk:

thehansoloist:

These photos were taken a few seconds apart.

ahhh how majestic

(Source: sapatonismo)

mainheaux:

I remember I was playing spin the bottle with a group of “friends” in the ninth grade and it was my turn and they said when it landed on the boy I spun it to that I had to either lick his ear or suck his dick and like I HATE ears so I got on my knees and they were like WE’RE JUST JOKING and I was like hahha ME TOO but I was truly bout to suck his dick hord

untrustyou:

Alexi Hobbs